FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
girls in thigh highs
girls in summer dresses with floral patterns
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy
we’re never gonna get an album
OH MY GODDDDD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SAW IN MY LIFE I WANT THIS TATTOeD ONTO MY BACK